Burt

Burt the Scoutmaster or Burt Bradfield was a scoutmaster camping in the woods near Joey and Phil's apartment leading a troop of boy scouts. He was murdered by Bear Warrior and turned into bacon and a wearable pelt.

He is survived by a loving wife Lisa Bradfield, who learned of his death from an insensitive news reporter.

It is assumed that his skin is still being worn by Bear Warrior as a pelt to this day, thereby technically making him Burt Warrior. His body bacon was last seen being eaten by Phil.