Crime Fighting Spiders with Boners

Crime Fighting Spiders with Boners is the favorite television show of Phil in the animated series Destructo Box. The show seems to be a police procedural about a rogue spider cop that uses his erection to fight crime (as the title implies), as seen in the episode Glotion Sickness.

The show appears to be sponsored by the ExplosoMagico! company.

Origins and Appearances
The concept originated in a "fan drive" that Destructo Box instituted on Newgrounds that involved torturing their composer, Alex Clark, until he wrote a "funky disco tune" about "crime fighting spiders... with boners!"

Phil owns a "Crime Fighting Spiders with Boners" wallet, as seen in the episode Strip Teased.