Bear Warrior

Bear Warrior is a character on the animated series Destructo Box in the episode "Bear Warrior". He is a native hunter who takes up residence in Joey and Phil's apartment and attempts to teach them the ways of the hunt.

He is also a wanted murderer of Burt the scoutmaster and Pickles the cat.

He is voiced by Chad Quandt.

Quotable Quotes

 * "Grip at base. Then shank. Grab, shank. Kill at blood pump... then return home to sex woman."
 * "I am Bear Warrior. BEEEAAARR WARRIORRR!"
 * "I kill the beast. Leave no survivors. KILLL THE BEEAASST!"
 * "Fellow warrior like the pussy bacon?"
 * "Now... we... HUNT!"
 * "Burt bacon?"
 * Burt bacon?...........................DEEEEESTRUUUUCTO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!