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Baseball bat. The duct tape makes it stronger.

The baseball bat is Joey's weapon of choice in the animated series Destructo Box. He has regularly used it to bludgeon both time travellers Dimascus and Time Bandit in the episode Time Battles!, as well as the Garbage Monster in the episode Das Booty.

Joey has never been seen playing baseball, so it is unclear why he owns a bat for any reason other than self-defense.