Bear Warrior
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Vital statistics
Gender Male
Status Alive
Friends Phil, Joey
Enemies Burt, Pickles
Appearances Bear Warrior (episode)

Bear Warrior is a character on the animated series Destructo Box in the episode "Bear Warrior". He is a native hunter who takes up residence in Joey and Phil's apartment and attempts to teach them the ways of the hunt.

He is also a wanted murderer of Burt the scoutmaster and Pickles the cat.

He is voiced by Chad Quandt.

Quotable QuotesEdit

  • "Grip at base. Then shank. Grab, shank. Kill at blood pump... then return home to sex woman."
  • "I am Bear Warrior. BEEEAAARR WARRIORRR!"
  • "I kill the beast. Leave no survivors. KILLL THE BEEAASST!"
  • "Fellow warrior like the pussy bacon?"
  • "Now... we... HUNT!"
  • "Burt bacon?"
  • Burt bacon?...........................DEEEEESTRUUUUCTO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!