|Burt the Scoutmaster|
|Enemies||Bear Warrior, Phil|
|Appearances||Bear Warrior (episode)|
He is survived by a loving wife Lisa Bradfield, who learned of his death from an insensitive news reporter.
It is assumed that his skin is still being worn by Bear Warrior as a pelt to this day, thereby technically making him Burt Warrior. His body bacon was last seen being eaten by Phil.